went back changi sea sports club to kayak wif Zhihong today.. he was early n i was late.. dat made me double-times late.. felt so damn bad when i reached there n saw him sitting there in the hot weather waiting for me... didn't do much today.. juz went to chek jawa n back, den slacked around.. beached up damn early at around 3.15.. cuz both of us were damn tired out by the sun.. after dat went to dabao some choon huat chicken rice n subway cookies home..
let's c.. today i'll juz list out some small little satiric facts i've noticed thruout my existance.. read n c how accurate i am..
- on buses or narrow walkways, more females block the way than males usually do.. wif malay aunties being the top culprits..
- fat gals are mostly very gossipish n love to criticize others or talk behind others' backs.. n r the number 2 culprits of blocking people's way (i dun wish to stereotype, but this is proving itself to be too true.. )
- so-called educated women get more arrogant/unreasonable as they age
- so-called educated people complain more than normal people
- uncles who normally hang out at coffeeshops r mostly showoffs n r superly afraid of losing face
- most indian-nationals who come to singapore to do office work r usually very proud n arrogant
- jc ppl r usually more ambitious n materialistic than poly/ite people
- people who loves to fake a foreign slang/accent r usually very self-centered n egoistic
- people who loves to fake a foreign slang/accent loves to be sarcastic too
- middle-aged people who speak english at home r usually very calculative
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