Recent Ownage Reports

2nd entry for today.. be sure not to miss the earlier entry..

Written specially for Yongjian n the ownage reporter's team.. but funny for everyone to read abt.. mostly lame or sadistic stuff though..

1) got totally owned by TP's ice-cream vending machines when Laibao n mi went all over to find the ice-cream we wan out of stock.. on 3 machines!

2) owned by the muslim stall at business canteen when i asked 'wad's dis?' n she said 'oh.. red bean'.. i pointed to another item n asked the same question.. 'yellow bean...'... den.. i pointed to yet another item.. 'green bean'.. almost peng..

3) Got totally owned by Miss Mandy Mak (the blur lecturess who was dumb enuf to walk into the glass door at funan centre) when i received an sms frm her one morning asking mi to return her a piece of cable which i apparently didn't borrow from her.. when i called her up to clarify she said 'oh sorry i got the wrong jason'.. Sub-ownage:

a) dat time i was doing my attachment at Funan Centre.. she was my liaison officer.. she ended up looking for mi at Raffles Place instead of Funan Centre..
b) when she was leaving my workplace, she didn't realize there was a glass door right in front of her n *WHAM*... she slammed into the glass door, bounced n fell back becuz of the recoil.. everyone rushed to her n asked if she was ok, den everyone (including my boss) bursted into laughter after she left (i noe dat's wicked.. but.. haha)..

4) there was a guy in my lab who got owned by mi.. he was blasting out some gay music from his comp n he locked his comp n left the room wif the music blasting.. everyone was getting irritated, so i decided to be a hero n press the 'off' button on his comp..

5) i was on the bus wif Eddy n we took the seats which were facing backwards.. n there was dis malay auntie rite in front of us.. we were joking (in mandarin n hokkien) n laughing abt how she looked like she had juz shitted her gown n stuff den suddenly she juz moved to another seat.. tink she understand wad we said.. hahaha..

6) my sis's computer got infected wif some virus n all her music turned into nursery rhymes n kiddie songs.. wahahha.. ultimate ownage!!

7) i gave Leonard a good hard slam onto the floor of the lab when he tried to grab me from behind.. n the sound was so damn loud when he hit the ground.. owned! (dun worry.. he learns martial arts too n he noes how to fall safely..)

8) one of Eddy's neighbor came over to deliver some beehoon she had made for them, n she pressed the doorbell Eddy's dad opened the door n juz closed it right in her face.. for no apparent reason.. n the next day he had to go over n apologize.. owned!!

9) got owned by the dessert stall at mensa L2 when Laibao n mi go there everyday n the uncle juz sae dat 'oh sorry.. no more tao suan today..'

Now try to beat my number of ownage incidents.. wahhaha..

went to sku, den met Laibao for lunch at mensa.. didn't really haf much appetite, so simply had a bowl of egg salad.. after dat, we took a walk at the reservoir, n suddenly i had the idea of going to the adventure course behind the swimming complex (anione wans mi to bring u there??).. we slowly strolled there via the back of the swimming pool..

it was Laibao's 1st time there, n he was kindda astonished at the equipment they had.. first we played wif a GIANT seesaw... which could easily take at least 8 or more ppl.. ouch.. realized dat there were LOTS of wooden splinters on the ting, n i had brushed my entire hand on the ting.. surprisingly there wasn't much pain.. i pulled out the splinters one by one, until i was left wif a stubborn one which simply refused to come out.. i found a tap somewhere, n i wet my own hand, n *slash*.. i slashed the splinter out along wif some of the skin using my nails.. no bleeding though.. after dat we played wif some swinging tyres... supposed to stand on it n swing ard, but i tried climbing the rope, n realized dat i had strained my injured shoulder again.. so i let go n jumped down.. next, we tried to walk across a log which would move along wif ur slightest movement.. it was scary at first, but in the end we managed to stop trembling to make the log stay still n walked across.. i've yet to master the art of NOT walking sideways like a crab.. next was simply a balancing course in the form of a loop.. we played catching on the ting, trying not to fall down.. after dat came my favorite part.. we were supposed to hold on to a rope n swing from one platform to another using hte rope.. looks tough at 1st, but can sae it was a piece of cake.. last but not least was a piece of metal wire we had to balance on.. it was the toughest.. i didn't manage to get thru it.. nevertheless we had fun.. den dropped by at engine to get some more food, n returned to lab..

on the way back to lab, i saw Juncheng n he said he found Valen's ring n passed it to mi.. 'the pprrrreeeciousss...'.. finally.. after weeks.. haha.. Valen was so damn happy when she saw her ring.. felt happy for her oso.. wahah.. aniwae, i was abit noisy in the later part of the day.. at ard 8.45, Laibao decided to leave, but i didn't leave wif him cuz i wanted to accompany Eddy home.. aniwae let's juz sae dat dat part sux, cuz i said sth wrong n he made a big fuss out of it.. nevertheless i shutted up n went home wif him.. juz dat i didn't wanna tok to him much along the way.. tok more = more trouble..

when i finally reached home had my dinner, bathed n played gunbound.. i'm getting abit addicted.. dammit.. n i love my weapon more n more.. trying to master it.. haha.. juz hope i dun get ani more addicted can liao... else history's gonna repeat itself.. my fear of games..

a few hours after midnite i called my godbro Aearon up to chat... caught up wif quite alot of tings.. although so long (abt a year) nv meet liao still got lots of tings to tok abt.. really really miss him..

ok.. i didn't go sku today.. original intention was to revamp my aquarium 1st den go sku but by the time i finished cleaning n relocating my tanks, it was already 8.30.. found out dat i've used up all my anti-chlorine n had to run dwnstairs to buy some.. aniwae, i shifted the fishes in my room out to the living room, den brought the terrapins into my room n gave them a bigger tank.. frankly speaking i prefer my terrapins to my fish cuz they r smart enuf to beg mi for food, n i feel abit guilty dat there was once i've forgotten to feed them for nearly a month.. one of them is already growing accustomed to allowing mi to pat him on his head, while the other still hides into his shell whenever i pick him up.. n even tried to snap at mi.. but they r going to haf a gd life now that they're in my room.. easier to take care of them.. haha..

after 4 hrs of hard work, i've finally got everything in place.. i decided to ask Eddy out to bedok for dinner, den accompany him home.. enjoy sending him home, as usual.. by the time i reached home, was totally shagged out, probably bcuz of cleaning the tanks n moving them around.. abit regretting it, cuz i've placed alot of strain on my injured shoulder in the process..

chatted wif Ray regarding his arthritis, n found out dat his symptoms were exactly the same as mine.. i'm very suspicious dat i'm having dat too.. gonna go c the doc soon... maybe tmr or sat..

the surgery on my left ear seemed to haf healed completely.. wondering if i shd go for another pierce.. but of cuz i've learned my lesson.. i'll change to a bigger stud or use a earstick instead if i do decide on piercing again..
pro: i can wear all sorts of weird stuff on my ear if i pierce
con: it leaves mi wif a weak spot for people who are dumb/cheap enuf to pull on my ear..

Hope Renewed

A miracle juz came today, renewing my hopes.. cuz now i haf another 1 mth to recuperate my shoulder n train for my napfa.. superly grateful.. somehow i feel i can't die.. lots of time when my hope's on the verge of going n i'm desperate i pray n tings will juz happen..

aniwae, normal day at sku today, den Leonard was disturbing mi n somehow we sparred... *POM!!*.. guess wad happened.. i'm not going to elaborate.. haha.. Leonard seemed even more mad abt martial arts than mi.. he was bugging mi to show him the Ninjado moves but i didn't wan cuz i tink i suck.. didn't wanna humiliate myself.. lolx.. alrite.. wif my high morale now, i'll recuperate n continue training for my napfa..

woke up late, wishing i could slp 4ever.. my shoulder is getting even more painful than ever.. i'm screwed for my napfa.. dead.. went to sku, n on the way to the busstop a heavy downpour, n i was drenched.. reached sku, met Eddy for lunch n went to the lib to discuss his prj.. there was nth i could tok abt.. onli abt his prj.. went back to Laibao's lab, but didn't help much today..

but frankly i wouldn't mind if my mental pain can be converted to physical pain..

Less hope, less strength.. more despair.. i'm ending it soon...

met Eddy at bedok to go eat BK n buy some stuff, den went fishing in the afternoon.. along the way there was dis crazy old man on the bus who spat rite in the doorway juz becuz the bus conductor chased him off for not paying his fare.. i was so disgusted dat i couldn't help pointing my middle finger at him.. when i alighted the next stop to wait for another bus, he arrived on the next bus, came up to mi n toked to mi in some unknown language.. i stared at him n he juz walked off n juz walked across the road like as if it's his road.. i threw some vulgarities at him n cursed abt him being knocked down by cars n all dat.. he juz walked off, laughing to himself.. n his fellow passengers who juz alighted were staring at him oso, shocked at wad he did.. so dat was how pissed off i was, cuz i dun do or sae dis kind of tings in even once a thousand years..

the weather was damn hot at 1st, but nearing evening it began to drizzle n rain.. didn't get any fish, but it was quite a gd day, mainly cuz i really miss fishing wif Eddy.. those old days.. there was a bunch of bladers doing some stunts n it was quite entertaining watching them.. saw an old man caught a REALLY HUGE queenfish (ard 1m long).. lightnings started to flash at ard 6.30, so we quickly packed our stuff n left..

i'm really blur today.. suggested the wrong bus twice liao.. first was when going fishing dat time, 2nd was when going home with Eddy.. i tot dat 401 was heading to kallang mrt station n we boarded it.. until it juz went right past kallang n reached Suntec we sensed dat something was amiss.. we almost reached orchard when Eddy went to ask the bus driver where the bus was going to.. we almost pengz.. quickly alighted n took 2 to Eddy's hse, den home..

when i reached home i washed my knife n bathed, den went bedok central walk walk before heading for parkway to meet Jackson.. had dinner wif him, den headed down to Eddy's hse again cuz he left someting wif mi earlier on n i wanted to go pass it to him.. finally went home, n along the bus i met XianMing.. so coincidential.. reached home, watched waterboys n slacked.. going to collect my pay soon..

napfa's coming nearer by another day, n my hope has been reduced also.. soon, i'll accept fate.. abt to haf no more energy to struggle animore.. i'm going to gif up everyting n change myself soon.. anitime real soon.. life isn't going to be the same again.. juz watch.. but i will never gif up my death wish..